So...it's a bird, right?

[Burney]

Well in that case, I too am now officially gender fluid. I shall be in the ladies changing rooms in Harrods tomorrow vigorously stroking my gender non-specific sex organ (cock) and woe betide any security guard that tries to violate my human rights by asking me to leave. - [Reply for Berni]

You go, girl! Should anyone object, you must point out that your cock is a woman's cock and that any claim to the contrary is hate speech.