If it doesn't go well tonight things are going to get toxic immediately, aren't they?

[Sir C]

5-0 in the bag sir c - Lacazzette will be sainted by the end of the evening; Jens will storm the pitch and plant a Premiership Champions 2017/18 in the centre circle; Theo will make himself a nice cup of coffee. IT - as I believe the saying goes - IS ON

I think it might be quite nice to win a league title again. It seems like ages, actually. Hmm. We should definitely give this a go.

[IUFG]

Guilty, by the way.

plus ça change
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[Burney]

Guilty, by the way.

What did they do?

[Sir C]

What did they do?

Fraud.

Pikies v gay dudes. You can fill in the blanks yourself.

We recieved some lovely gypsy curses from the public gallery.

[Burney]

Fraud.

Pikies v gay dudes. You can fill in the blanks yourself.

We recieved some lovely gypsy curses from the public gallery.

Ooh, that at least sounds quite entertaining. I take it deliberations were short?

Still, it's good that you got to convict both the lower orders and an ethnic minority. Result.

[Sir C]

Ooh, that at least sounds quite entertaining. I take it deliberations were short?

Still, it's good that you got to convict both the lower orders and an ethnic minority. Result.

Oddly, the 5 women on the jury required a good hour of mansplaining before they were prepared to commit to the obvious verdict.

I'm mad for the tram journey. I'm quite looking forward to next week. Banh mi for lunch at Boxpark!

Speaking of illegality, did you see how I spelt 'received', above? How on earth did that happen?

[Burney]

Oddly, the 5 women on the jury required a good hour of mansplaining before they were prepared to commit to the obvious verdict.

I'm mad for the tram journey. I'm quite looking forward to next week. Banh mi for lunch at Boxpark!

Speaking of illegality, did you see how I spelt 'received', above? How on earth did that happen?

I let it go as I'm very forgiving. I'm struggling with the idea of you voluntarily going into Croydon and actually looking forward to it, tbh.

[Peter]

Oddly, the 5 women on the jury required a good hour of mansplaining before they were prepared to commit to the obvious verdict.

I'm mad for the tram journey. I'm quite looking forward to next week. Banh mi for lunch at Boxpark!

Speaking of illegality, did you see how I spelt 'received', above? How on earth did that happen?

More importantly, were you the foreman? Is it still called that?

And if you weren't, why not??

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Fraud.

Pikies v gay dudes. You can fill in the blanks yourself.

We recieved some lovely gypsy curses from the public gallery.

I bet the public gallery was like a rubbish tip when they headed back to their caravans

[Sir C]

I bet the public gallery was like a rubbish tip when they headed back to their caravans

There were loads of them. All shouty and sweary. His Honour was quite discombobulated.