You do all realise that Glen was a blistering axeman?

[Burney]

Quite b. And bassists aren't really musicians because they can only handle 4 strings FACT!

Oh, bassists are really just drummers with an O-Level. Barely musicians at all.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

And drummers are plumbers too lazy to do real work

[World's End Stella]

And drummers are plumbers too lazy to do real work

What do you call people who like to hang around with musicians?

Drummers.

Badum tish.