I feel like a real man now.

[Burney]

Doesn't having an allotment makes you ?

Oh, yeah. I've long since embraced my elderliness, though.

[World's End Stella]

Any man that does DIY needs to take a good hard look at himself.

DIY is sh*t and no sane man should enjoy it. Not to mention the trade you are denying to people who have dedicated themselves to these professions. Basically, if you do DIY you are a communist.

[Ash]

Any man that does DIY needs to take a good hard look at himself.

DIY is sh*t and no sane man should enjoy it. Not to mention the trade you are denying to people who have dedicated themselves to these professions. Basically, if you do DIY you are a communist.

Don't make me agree with you, WES.

I wouldn't have put it quite so strongly, though.

[Luis Anaconda]

Don't make me agree with you, WES.

I wouldn't have put it quite so strongly, though.

He is on form today - I'd agree with his point here too. Mainly because, any attempt I have made to DIY has ended in under disaster - ever the most basic thing

[IUFG]

Basically, if you do DIY you are a communist.

Well it depends on the size of the project, innit

I'd happily put a shelf up myself, but say, the guttering needs sorting out (this rain has shown it up for how good it is), this will require an oik and a ladder to relieve me of a fair few ££££££££££££s

[World's End Stella]

Well it depends on the size of the project, innit

I'd happily put a shelf up myself, but say, the guttering needs sorting out (this rain has shown it up for how good it is), this will require an oik and a ladder to relieve me of a fair few ££££££££££££s

I work with someone who recently took two weeks holiday during which he removed and then replaced his entire kitchen. Cupboards, plumbing, wiring, painting, the lot.

Sick, deviant f*cker of the highest order and no mistake.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Oh, yeah. I've long since embraced my elderliness, though.

Can countdown begin on your posts about your aching knees, swollen prostate, nightly toilet stops and frequent visits to your GP?