I feel like a real man now.

[Burney]

Yes, but do you have their app on your phone? That installed on your smartphone is the pinnacle of manliness, imo

I was in Wickes the other day wearing a pair of dirty workman's trousers I use when I'm on my allotment. The chap behind the counter called me 'mate' rather than 'sir'. I grunted indistinctly in return.

I had successfully passed as a working class person.