I am quite keen on Kalashnikov.
It says what it does on the tin!
There was a lady of my acquaintance years ago known as 'The Dyke Bike' because - despite professing to be a lesbian, she would shag pretty much anyone after a few drinks and shared her favours with most of our cricket team at some point (separately, you understand - we weren't footballers).
This went on happily until one fool got píssed and told her that was her nickname, whereupon she punched him in the face, chipping one his teeth, stormed out and never allowed any of us to have a go on her ever again.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."