I have managed to seriously offend somebody by asking them whether they need to be at

[Burney]

a meeting.

I was being nice- I know full well they don't need to be there.

Bloody lezzas

You can't say anything to women these days without being accused of mansplaining, p.

What they appear to mean by 'mansplaining' is 'being told why they're wrong'.

[Rich]

You can't say anything to women these days without being accused of mansplaining, p.

What they appear to mean by 'mansplaining' is 'being told why they're wrong'.

I discovered this to the case at the weekend. The topic was 'the correct way in which to negotiate a roundabout'.

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I discovered this to the case at the weekend. The topic was 'the correct way in which to negotiate a roundabout'.

What MASSIVELY fûcks me off about it is that it's treated by certain specimens of womankind as a surefire excuse to stop listening and carry on doing things completely fücking wrong. It is the most idiotic and childish idea, based as it is on the nonsensical notion that women are always right.

[Peter]

You can't say anything to women these days without being accused of mansplaining, p.

What they appear to mean by 'mansplaining' is 'being told why they're wrong'.

I think the accusation is that I was downplaying their significance to the process (as I do with all women). Naturally I am hurt at such an accusation and now feel as though I am being attacked.

The two chaps who dressed up as the Williams' sisters got off. They had a photo of themselves with a black bloke who 'found it funny' . All a bit Father Ted.....

[Burney]

I think the accusation is that I was downplaying their significance to the process (as I do with all women). Naturally I am hurt at such an accusation and now feel as though I am being attacked.

The two chaps who dressed up as the Williams' sisters got off. They had a photo of themselves with a black bloke who 'found it funny' . All a bit Father Ted.....

Meetings are funny, though. Most of us would crawl over broken glass to avoid them, but the minute someone feels they're being excluded from one, they lose their shît.

Excellent use of the black friend defence. We all need to keep an entourage of handy minority types around to get us out of the shït on these occasions.

[Rich]

I think the accusation is that I was downplaying their significance to the process (as I do with all women). Naturally I am hurt at such an accusation and now feel as though I am being attacked.

The two chaps who dressed up as the Williams' sisters got off. They had a photo of themselves with a black bloke who 'found it funny' . All a bit Father Ted.....

Can someone get Amla out now, please? I'm getting a bit uncomfortable about this chase.

[Burney]

Can someone get Amla out now, please? I'm getting a bit uncomfortable about this chase.

Yes, they're really being rather tiresome about the whole thing, aren't they? Not really playing the game at all.

Mind you, if you saw what the ball was doing earlier, this knock by Amla is pretty bloody impressive.

[Rich]

Yes, they're really being rather tiresome about the whole thing, aren't they? Not really playing the game at all.

Mind you, if you saw what the ball was doing earlier, this knock by Amla is pretty bloody impressive.

Every time I look at the screen I see the ball rolling to the rope again. They're being nasty to Moeen

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Every time I look at the screen I see the ball rolling to the rope again. They're being nasty to Moeen

I was reading an interview with Moeen in which he revealed that he's just another Jew-hating Allan the other day. He's dead to me.

[Burney]

I was reading an interview with Moeen in which he revealed that he's just another Jew-hating Allan the other day. He's dead to me.

Well that was a very successful reverse jinx