Which dirty fúcker recommended I go and see Dunkirk then?

[Sir C]

I'd be amazed if you'd managed to remain conscious for the duration of a film you bóllocks ugly old gin sponge.

I very rarely drink gin, tbh. I find gin and tonic a little feminine for my tastes.

A dry martini or a gibson is a joy from time to time, of course, but one finds oneself falling over after 3 or 4, so what's the point?