Are you not at all concerned about your capacity for making the sex after a hearty 3-course meal and lashings of sleep-inducing fizz?Originally Posted by Sir C
I mean, you can't take the missus to a fancy hotel for your wedding anniversary and not mark the occasion with intercourse.
Can we please not discuss Sir and Lady C's conjugals (or lack thereof)? The image of him marking things with intercourse is really too much.
May I remind you that my own conjugals (or lack thereof) have been a constant source of fascination to you both since I revealed that I may not be enjoying the most fruitful period of my life, fanny-wise.
Well that's because you were foolish enough to volunteer the information. You can hardly expect us to let a morsel like the fact that your missus wants none of you pass, can you?
Actually, and I hope very much that this brings the whole matter to a close, there has been some progress in this regard.Well that's because you were foolish enough to volunteer the information. You can hardly expect us to let a morsel like the fact that your missus wants none of you pass, can you?
Oh, yes? Do tell. Is it the sculpted chest hair that did it?
I do not interfere with my chest hair. It grows in directions entirely of its own volition.
I think it's mainly the fear of me fúcking someone else, actually, but I'm sure the impossibly perfect chest hair hasn't done any harm.
My shrivelled half inch prawn is of little use in matters of sexytime, m. I have my memories and they suffice.
Oh dear, sounds like you need to reignite the flames for you both.
Have you considered taking her up the Oxo Tower?
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