Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Are you not at all concerned about your capacity for making the sex after a hearty 3-course meal and lashings of sleep-inducing fizz?

I mean, you can't take the missus to a fancy hotel for your wedding anniversary and not mark the occasion with intercourse.
My shrivelled half inch prawn is of little use in matters of sexytime, m. I have my memories and they suffice.