Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
The only thing that stopped me having a go at one of those was the presence of mushrooms. For research purposes, of course. It can't possibly have been as gross as a small chicken in a can, after all.
No. The chicken in a can is the stuff of nightmares. The look and sound are bad enough, but can you imagine the smell?

I didn't know you were a fungophobe, a? What has the humble mushroom ever done to hurt you?