They can't arbitrarily ban the rumble of the V8, the buzzsaw whine of the straight 6

[Burney]

Simply, something roomy enough for a few of my hounds, some young hockey and football players and their kit, a couple of dozen boxes of ammunition (no idea what it's doing there), cases of strong drink and beer, various animal carcasses (lamb, beef and so on), lots of old, muddy boots and other outdoor clothing, sacks of kibble, some firewood and coal plus the unhappy remains of three armchairs I was supposed to dispose of a few weeks ago, and that doesn't need washing. Ever.

Right. And what does this tell us about your penïs? That it is practical and roomy, but unwashed and festooned with decaying animal matter?