They can't arbitrarily ban the rumble of the V8, the buzzsaw whine of the straight 6

[Burney]

There is nothing, nothing I tell you, that feels quite as satisfying as 400 bhp under your right foot or left hand.

Vroom! Vroom!

Also, may I suggest you don't repeat this sentiment to your good lady wife on the occasion of your anniversary? She might not consider it wholly complimentary.

[Sir C]

Also, may I suggest you don't repeat this sentiment to your good lady wife on the occasion of your anniversary? She might not consider it wholly complimentary.

Oh she knows, she knows.

[Burney]

Oh she knows, she knows.

Oh. The poor girl. So that's her behind cars and aeroplanes, is it?

[Sir C]

Oh. The poor girl. So that's her behind cars and aeroplanes, is it?

Only vastly overpowered ones. I'm not a complete animal.

[Burney]

Only vastly overpowered ones. I'm not a complete animal.

I see. I shall forbear from further questioning.

I'm thinking I might try one of Mr Gregg's inestimable sausage rolls this lunchtime. I think it's the dreariness of the day that's driving this craving.

[Sir C]

I see. I shall forbear from further questioning.

I'm thinking I might try one of Mr Gregg's inestimable sausage rolls this lunchtime. I think it's the dreariness of the day that's driving this craving.

I advise the addition of a cheese and onion slice to this order. One may as well do the job properly.

[Burney]

I advise the addition of a cheese and onion slice to this order. One may as well do the job properly.

Does self-loathing not kick in as one addresses the second pastry-clad item, though?