I came late to Detectorists. I'm just watching the second series now.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Also, I doubt the suspension would have taken it.

I can see it going up and down

[Burney]

I can see it going up and down

Think how I feel

[Sir C]

Think how I feel

Hairy. Firm of thigh and buttock, I suspect.

[Pokster]

I can see it going up and down

Who is the postman and the letterbox?

Ex Colleague of mind said you weren't gay if you were the giver... he was a fruit loop though

[Burney]

Who is the postman and the letterbox?

Ex Colleague of mind said you weren't gay if you were the giver... he was a fruit loop though

I think we'd have to toss a coin on that one. I assume that's how it's done in heemasex circles. So that you can choose ends, as it were.

[Pokster]

I think we'd have to toss a coin on that one. I assume that's how it's done in heemasex circles. So that you can choose ends, as it were.

I wonder if it is like a test match and you would like to bat first, rather than putting the opposition in

[Burney]

I wonder if it is like a test match and you would like to bat first, rather than putting the opposition in

A lot would depend on the conditions and how much grass was on the wicket, but even so I've never liked putting the opposition in.

[Sir C]

I think we'd have to toss a coin on that one. I assume that's how it's done in heemasex circles. So that you can choose ends, as it were.

All my gay friends are either a 'top' or a 'bottom', which means that one is constantly getting poled in the sphincter.

It can't do the ol' ringpiece any good, can it? I mean, I expect that you end up with... leakage

[Burney]

All my gay friends are either a 'top' or a 'bottom', which means that one is constantly getting poled in the sphincter.

It can't do the ol' ringpiece any good, can it? I mean, I expect that you end up with... leakage

I'm assured they don't do anal as much as you'd think. I imagine you couldn't, for one thing.

Did you know that, when you die, the funeral directors basically ram a big butt plug up you to prevent leakage?

That's no way to greet one's maker, is it?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Who is the postman and the letterbox?

Ex Colleague of mind said you weren't gay if you were the giver... he was a fruit loop though

Burney is the postman after Ronnie Corbett gave him a lesson in how to use the letterbox