Is the Tory party actually on a mission to alienate every single voter in the country

[Burney]

I assume you saw the 'conceptual penís' hoax paper that ended up getting peer reviewed by loads of unwitting academics?

Yes. I also liked Toby Young's reply to Andrew Marr on the BBC when Marr said: "So if I changed gender, I could retire earlier?", to which Young replied: "And you'd be the BBC's best-paid woman"

One does feel that, as this stuff starts to collide with real economic and legal realities, it might finally all come crashing down.