Violent crime soaring. Still, at least the police have their priorities right and are

[Peter]

Oh, I'm expert at dealing with this on aeroplanes. If a chap's trying to spread out, you make sure you put your limbs where they are actually touching his (ideally skin-on-skin). If you're determined enough, he will usually back down first because he's uncomfortable touching another man for that long.

What about the **** in front who stretches his arms over his headrest, obscuring your TV?

[Burney]

What about the **** in front who stretches his arms over his headrest, obscuring your TV?

I've never had that, but if I had, I'd simply ask the fellow to shift. Failing that, cough or sneeze on his hands.

[Peter]

I've never had that, but if I had, I'd simply ask the fellow to shift.

Boring!

I just stick my knees into the back of his seat.

[Burney]

Boring!

I just stick my knees into the back of his seat.

I did add an additional suggestion.