Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

I am very much looking forward to this.
Onanism, r? Surely, as a medical man, you must know the deleterious effects such behaviour can have on your constitution? The enervation? The neuralgia? The loss of vitality and strength? The inability to play a straight bat or hold your catches in the outfield?

These are all medical facts, r.