In the last 30 minutes I have taken two phone calls

[Burney]

Took a photo of themselves, put it on snapchat and the press got hold of it.

A clearcut case of 'boys will be boys', p. Tell them we were all young once, but not to be silly arses in future, wink, tousle their hair and send them on their way.

This is how things ought to be done.