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    That big old lot in GoT. You know, thon gurt manwoman.

    Would you?

    I am reminded of an old chum when confronted by a stocky lady. "Well I'd rather fúck it than fight it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Would you?

    I am reminded of an old chum when confronted by a stocky lady. "Well I'd rather fúck it than fight it."
    There are nude pictures of her on the internet. Tiny boobs for such a unit.

    On balance, though, no. What if she became enraged?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    There are nude pictures of her on the internet. Tiny boobs for such a unit.

    On balance, though, no. What if she became enraged?
    You made me look. It was horrid.

    It would be quite an experience, though. The danger would make it all the more exciting. My real objection is that it would be like fúcking a man.

    NTTAWWI, natch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You made me look. It was horrid.

    It would be quite an experience, though. The danger would make it all the more exciting. My real objection is that it would be like fúcking a man.

    NTTAWWI, natch.
    I'm not sure I'd really know where to start with such a woman. Bit difficult to be all masterful in bed with someone who could choke you out without breaking a sweat, I'd have thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'm not sure I'd really know where to start with such a woman. Bit difficult to be all masterful in bed with someone who could choke you out without breaking a sweat, I'd have thought.
    Well for a start you'd need fúcking crampons to get on top of it.

    I tell you what, I bet you'd be grateful for the Elf and Safety culture as your PPE protected you while you were bouncing off the walls trying to ride the storm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Well for a start you'd need fúcking crampons to get on top of it.

    I tell you what, I bet you'd be grateful for the Elf and Safety culture as your PPE protected you while you were bouncing off the walls trying to ride the storm.
    To be honest, even the thought of it makes me feel tired, to be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Tiny boobs for such a unit.
    Ah. As you were then.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Would you?

    I am reminded of an old chum when confronted by a stocky lady. "Well I'd rather fúck it than fight it."
    Sounds like just my type. Pic?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Sounds like just my type. Pic?
    Brienne of Tarth. Gwendoline Christie if you wish to persue further research.




  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Brienne of Tarth. Gwendoline Christie if you wish to persue further research.



    Thanks, A :thumbsdown:
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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