No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.Originally Posted by Burney
No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.
Sorry, I know I shouldn't.
You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.
I'd rather a nurse with a bedpan. And one of those sexy nurse outfits with fishnet stockings. I don't care what she wears.Sorry, I know I shouldn't.
You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.
Sorry, I know I shouldn't.
You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.I couldn't help but chuckle
Of course
Your kid or my kid does it and we display sympathy, a quinquagenarian Dutch and we laugh.
So, your dodgy prostate forced you to get up for a piss, but your dodgy shoulder stopped you getting up successfully and caused you to fall out of bed?
We're going to have to get you a carer, aren't we?
It's depressing, I tell you.So, your dodgy prostate forced you to get up for a piss, but your dodgy shoulder stopped you getting up successfully and caused you to fall out of bed?
We're going to have to get you a carer, aren't we?
It is a bit. Particularly as I'm only a few years behind you.
I was due to start running again tomorrow. No ****ing chance now.
your mind is deliberately sabotaging yourself.
Like when I twisted my ankle a couple days before my driving test. by simply walking down the street.
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