Interesting way to spin this story, given the fact that the NHS comes second last in

[Sir C]

Well the survey appears floored if for no other reason than that it ranks the country with the second poorest health outcomes as the best provider.

On the other point, surely the key is that the message gets through, not who it comes from. How do the other countries that do such a wonderful job of this manage it?

And won’t you be the first in the queue to bang on about the NHS spending money on retard cooking classes instead of beds and kidney machines?

Mmm, kidneys. Devilled, on toast. Lovely, if a bit pissy.

[SWv2]

Mmm, kidneys. Devilled, on toast. Lovely, if a bit pissy.

Dirty bastárd.

Dear old Twix used to swear by them. Another dirty bástard.

[Sir C]

Dirty bastárd.

Dear old Twix used to swear by them. Another dirty bástard.

Veal kidneys are good done in the French style, but look a bit iffy.

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[SWv2]

Veal kidneys are good done in the French style, but look a bit iffy.

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Looks like fried shíte.

[Burney]

Veal kidneys are good done in the French style, but look a bit iffy.

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Ah, the little ratte potatoes in the background. Easily the best salad potato for my money.

[Sir C]

Ah, the little ratte potatoes in the background. Easily the best salad potato for my money.

I rather like the tinned peas and carrots

For a nation of foodies they don't half eat some ****e.

[Burney]

I rather like the tinned peas and carrots

For a nation of foodies they don't half eat some ****e.

I love the Petis Pois in jars. I'll happily eat them cold, straight from the receptacle.