I need to put a new gimmick in the bathroom but have to drill through a tile.

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For the love of the Virgin don't attempt such a thing, f. The walls will come crashing in around your ears.

Get a man in. Or someone who identifies as such.

I had a bloke come round last night to put together 3 items of Ikea flat pack.

2.5 hours it took him, so by my estimates about 7.5 for me, meanwhile I was sat downstairs with a bowl of Shreddies watching the tennis.

€75. Bang on I thought.