Apparently, it's no longer OK for white chicks to say they don't fancy black blokes. Doing so would be a hate crime.
Mind you, it's also apparently a hate crime for you and I not to sleep with chicks with dicks.
I think this basically means we have to sleep with everyone or we're racist/sexist/transphobic/homophobic.
Complicated business. Glad I'm out of it, really.
Indeed. Not even my wife wants promiscuous sex with me. Good job too, I suppose.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."