Lyrics you misheard or changed your mind and now you can't but help

[Sir C]

but help of always thinking this.

When I hear ACDC's Shook me all night long instead of 'she was a fast machine' I think she was a fax machine.
In Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin the bit where he says 'Carry me back carry me back, Carry me back, baby, where I come from' I think of carrier bag.


Plus I think it was Berni who ruined that Holiday Road song for me.

I like that Madonna song that goes, "You've got to make him / Express his milk / hey hey hey hey"

Yeah.

[Pat Vegas]

I like that Madonna song that goes, "You've got to make him / Express his milk / hey hey hey hey"

Yeah.

This thread is going to be great. I will use all these to make a new song.


She was a Fax Machine,
Carrier Bag Carrier Bag Carrier Bag,
Holloway Road, Lock the task bar.
You've got to make him Express his milk
hey hey hey hey

[Peter]

I like that Madonna song that goes, "You've got to make him / Express his milk / hey hey hey hey"

Yeah.

Which song is 'I fell in love with some dago'

[Burney]

Which song is 'I fell in love with some dago'

La Isla Bonita, n'est çe pas?

[Peter]

La Isla Bonita, n'est çe pas?

ah yes, so it is.

I think Pat has just ruined You Shook Me All Night Long for me. That's my take off song (scared of flying)

[Burney]

ah yes, so it is.

I think Pat has just ruined You Shook Me All Night Long for me. That's my take off song (scared of flying)

What an odd choice of take-off song.

[Pat Vegas]

What an odd choice of take-off song.

Ooh that's a good one.
What are good take off songs? I've never though about that.

[Peter]

What an odd choice of take-off song.

Its a nod to anticipated turbulence but its mainly because its ****ing loud and drowns out the noises. I am only scared of take off. Once we are in the air I'm fine

[Pat Vegas]

Its a nod to anticipated turbulence but its mainly because its ****ing loud and drowns out the noises. I am only scared of take off. Once we are in the air I'm fine

Same for me. Except it's not always it's very strange.

Sometimes I try to play it cool by appearing that just carry on doing what I am doing during the take off.

some people hate landing but it doesn't bother me at all.

[Burney]

Its a nod to anticipated turbulence but its mainly because its ****ing loud and drowns out the noises. I am only scared of take off. Once we are in the air I'm fine

I'm similar - apart from those moments of arse-puckering existential dread when the reality pokes through that I'm trapped in a metal tube hurtling through the sky at unholy speeds, breathing recycled air and with only thin layers of aluminium and plastic between me and a howling, freezing environment that is quite incapable of sustaining human life, I'm cool.

I do wish they wouldn't keep telling you how high up you are and how cold it is outside. I really, really don't want to know. Mind you, if I had my way, airliners wouldn't have windows.

And as for these freaks who want to look at views offered by the cameras OUTSIDE THE PLANE - what the fück is wrong with them?