Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
No. I used to play football with a lad who had exactly those stick legs and he was a nightmare. He was scared of taking a tackle and would raise a foot in self-defence, so he regularly kicked people in the chest. Many is the scrap I have saved him from.

It simply will not do.
When you used to play football they had a 2-3-5 formation, lace up footballs and tape for crossbars... in short, you are living in the past and should be put down for your own good