BREAKING NEWS: Scotland's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon says plan for independence

[Pat Vegas]

Might be an earthing problem somewhere. Swap around all leads, guitars and pedals until you isolate. Or strip down to minimum and build up.

I am now entering the exciting world of amps and different tones.
I thought I was imagining the electric shock feelings.

[Burney]

I am now entering the exciting world of amps and different tones.
I thought I was imagining the electric shock feelings.

It's mad stuff, electricity, f. I'm not sure I really believe anyone who tells me they understand it.

[Sir C]

It's mad stuff, electricity, f. I'm not sure I really believe anyone who tells me they understand it.

DC electrics is OK, but AC is a bit of a mind fúck. I only studied it from an aviation perspective, admittedly.

[World's End Stella]

It's mad stuff, electricity, f. I'm not sure I really believe anyone who tells me they understand it.

It is nothing more than a flow of electrons from one spot t'another, Burney.

I have no comment on the other two topics which seem to be Pat playing guitar naked and a Scottish referendum.

Although it may be relevant to point out that while I do not condone violence against women, I would seriously enjoy slapping that lesbian looking, Jock dwarf bitch. Oh yes.

[Burney]

It is nothing more than a flow of electrons from one spot t'another, Burney.

I have no comment on the other two topics which seem to be Pat playing guitar naked and a Scottish referendum.

Although it may be relevant to point out that while I do not condone violence against women, I would seriously enjoy slapping that lesbian looking, Jock dwarf bitch. Oh yes.

Pfffft. How come it doesn't leak out of the sockets, then, eh?

I think Sir C wants to have angry sex with her. I can't keep track of who's on that list of his, though, to be honest. I think it's her, Jack Monroe and Polly Toynbee.

[Sir C]

Pfffft. How come it doesn't leak out of the sockets, then, eh?

I think Sir C wants to have angry sex with her. I can't keep track of who's on that list of his, though, to be honest. I think it's her, Jack Monroe and Polly Toynbee.

Jack Monroe's out, ever since she said that the hormone therapy was making her smell like a man.

Thank you for having my back yesterday, by the way. I came out of the hospital surprised to note that I was the subject of a mild twitter storm. A twitter squall, if you will.

[World's End Stella]

Jack Monroe's out, ever since she said that the hormone therapy was making her smell like a man.

Thank you for having my back yesterday, by the way. I came out of the hospital surprised to note that I was the subject of a mild twitter storm. A twitter squall, if you will.

Did it involve that commie pinko spineless bitch, Jorge?

[Sir C]

Did it involve that commie pinko spineless bitch, Jorge?

No, we assiduously avoid politics on twitter, j and I. It is as if we consider it sacred territory.

[Burney]

Jack Monroe's out, ever since she said that the hormone therapy was making her smell like a man.

Thank you for having my back yesterday, by the way. I came out of the hospital surprised to note that I was the subject of a mild twitter storm. A twitter squall, if you will.

Oh, that's quite alright. For someone who purports to be nice and anti-bullying, she does like to encourage her simpering, lame-brained followers into a pile-on with anyone who disagrees with her.

[Ash]

Pfffft. How come it doesn't leak out of the sockets, then, eh?

Because air is a poor conductor. Unless you've got lighting which is really wierd stuff.