BREAKING NEWS: Scotland's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon says plan for independence

[Ash]

Mr Ash you know about amplifiers and stuff.
I am getting some sort of interference from my pedal board to the amp. what's happening here? I am also sure I am getting electric shocks.

Might be an earthing problem somewhere. Swap around all leads, guitars and pedals until you isolate. Or strip down to minimum and build up.

[Sir C]

Might be an earthing problem somewhere. Swap around all leads, guitars and pedals until you isolate. Or strip down to minimum and build up.

You want him playing the guitar naked?

Kinky man.

[Ash]

You want him playing the guitar naked?

Kinky man.

I did say minimum. He can keep his underpants on.

[Sir C]

I did say minimum. He can keep his underpants on.

I demand a picture of f giving it the full rock n roll hero pose wearing naught but a pair of baggy piss-stained, semen-ridden y-fronts.

[Pat Vegas]

I demand a picture of f giving it the full rock n roll hero pose wearing naught but a pair of baggy piss-stained, semen-ridden y-fronts.

I'll get on that. as I've trimmed down substantially.


I've also lost weight.

[Pat Vegas]

Might be an earthing problem somewhere. Swap around all leads, guitars and pedals until you isolate. Or strip down to minimum and build up.

I am now entering the exciting world of amps and different tones.
I thought I was imagining the electric shock feelings.

[Burney]

I am now entering the exciting world of amps and different tones.
I thought I was imagining the electric shock feelings.

It's mad stuff, electricity, f. I'm not sure I really believe anyone who tells me they understand it.

[Sir C]

It's mad stuff, electricity, f. I'm not sure I really believe anyone who tells me they understand it.

DC electrics is OK, but AC is a bit of a mind fúck. I only studied it from an aviation perspective, admittedly.

[World's End Stella]

It's mad stuff, electricity, f. I'm not sure I really believe anyone who tells me they understand it.

It is nothing more than a flow of electrons from one spot t'another, Burney.

I have no comment on the other two topics which seem to be Pat playing guitar naked and a Scottish referendum.

Although it may be relevant to point out that while I do not condone violence against women, I would seriously enjoy slapping that lesbian looking, Jock dwarf bitch. Oh yes.

[Burney]

It is nothing more than a flow of electrons from one spot t'another, Burney.

I have no comment on the other two topics which seem to be Pat playing guitar naked and a Scottish referendum.

Although it may be relevant to point out that while I do not condone violence against women, I would seriously enjoy slapping that lesbian looking, Jock dwarf bitch. Oh yes.

Pfffft. How come it doesn't leak out of the sockets, then, eh?

I think Sir C wants to have angry sex with her. I can't keep track of who's on that list of his, though, to be honest. I think it's her, Jack Monroe and Polly Toynbee.