Hmmm. Intriguing one, this. Does the ownership of a child-like sex doll make this

[Pat Vegas]

Thorny ground - which probably isn't the best place to keep an inflatable doll. It doesn't look that young in the picture - or is that just the camera adding years?

Also what a cracking job by the media to alert all the noncey types that this sort of thing is available.

No doubt certain members of The Who will do some research on it.