Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Are you de-wobblified yet?
I have mildwobbleamelioration. Saw a specialist who said, "It will get better in time, it might take months, now quit malingering and fúck off."

He did finsih amusingly, with the following. And I quote pretty much verbatim:

Him: Would you like an MRI to check whether you have a brain tumour?

Me: Why, do you think I might have a brain tumour?

Him (breezily): Oh, I don't expect so, no.

Me: Best not bother then.

Honestly. Doctors.