Originally Posted by Rich
Beer is cheap? In London? I need to go where you're drinking.
Two Peronis cost me the best part of £15 the other day
You deserve it for drinking that poncified píss.
Lager drinkers really are know-nothing cùnts. Put a different label on your identical, chemical yellow fizz and you'll happily pay through the nose.
Yeah but it was hot and sunny & my colleague refused a bottle of white. I felt emasculated buying two G&Ts so the Peroni trumped London Pride.
No excuse, I'm afraid. Nothing emasculating about a gin and tonic.
I hope I'm excluded from this B
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
To be fair, Stella does at least taste different to most of the other lagers. Much, much more unpleasant, of course, but different.I hope I'm excluded from this B
I'll take that as a yes, cheers
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Where do you stand on IPAs? I rather like the Meantime/Camden wons.
All these IPAs are bantering us off with hopcùntery imo. I like grapefruit, but I don't want an ale to taste of it. The point of putting that much dettol in a beer was to stop it going off on a slow boat to India, not because people actually wanted to taste it.
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Quite so, a. Quite so. Flowery, fruity hipster shīte most of these IPAs are.
Make sure you take your antihistamines before you drink 'em
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