Is this Brexit actually ever going to happen?

[Ash]

Oh, they certainly do want the UK back in. For start, somebody has to help the Germans pay for it all.

I have been told that May was expecting to have to pay something like a hundred billion of our sterlings to get the divorce settlement she was looking for, such is the fury of all the countries who are used to all our monies.

[redgunamo]

I have been told that May was expecting to have to pay something like a hundred billion of our sterlings to get the divorce settlement she was looking for, such is the fury of all the countries who are used to all our monies.

Makes sense to me.

Also, I've been told that Greece is sitting on a limitless supply of untapped fossil fuel, for which the Germans have deceitfully bantered them out of the future rights.

[Ash]

Makes sense to me.

Also, I've been told that Greece is sitting on a limitless supply of untapped fossil fuel, for which the Germans have deceitfully bantered them out of the future rights.

My word. Those teutonic fiends! Sounds exactly like The Final Cut - series three of the Francis Urqhart House of Cards.

[Burney]

My word. Those teutonic fiends! Sounds exactly like The Final Cut - series three of the Francis Urqhart House of Cards.

Oh, I thought you meant the Pink Floyd album.

I imagine you must be feeling a tiny bit conflicted this morning?

[Ash]

Oh, I thought you meant the Pink Floyd album.

I imagine you must be feeling a tiny bit conflicted this morning?

Yeah, it was a funny old night. I stayed up till it was two-hundred-and-twelve all, and cheered every SNP loss except the one to the Lib Dem. I'm sure that's something most of us can agree on.

I may have said "**** off and die, Alastair Campbell" a couple of times.

[Luis Anaconda]

My word. Those teutonic fiends! Sounds exactly like The Final Cut - series three of the Francis Urqhart House of Cards.

I've just been rematching them - up to the end of To Play the King at the moment

[Ash]

I've just been rematching them - up to the end of To Play the King at the moment

Michael Kitchen is great in that. In fact in that series I'm largely on Urquhart's side.

On Staines' arrest: "Shame. It was a very good speech."

[Luis Anaconda]

Michael Kitchen is great in that. In fact in that series I'm largely on Urquhart's side.

On Staines' arrest: "Shame. It was a very good speech."

He is - funny how much it is modelled on Charles and 25 years on he still hasn't had the change to be king.

Stamper is also excellent as well (Colin Jeans)