I imagine Charile and Berni have driven down to Beachy Head in one of Charlie's dodgy

[Burney]

Because I don't know who you are and it was 3 years ago already.

This made me laugh.

[Ash]

Because I don't know who you are and it was 3 years ago already.

Jorge sometimes used to start posts with "Wait, ...."

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Wait, what wife?? When the **** did that happen and why wasn't I invited??

Hello Sod

[Pat Vegas]

Hello Sod

Not sure who you are either but you seem to know a lot.

[Ash]

Hello Sod

A recent post of yours has persuaded me that you aren't Sod after all.

Would love to know who though.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

old limos where they will weave daisies into each other's hair one last time before hurling themselves into the sacred grey waters of the English Channel.

What about poor old Monty.... last seen in his battered old Ford Fiesta heading for Margate to jump off the white cliffs

[Pokster]

What about poor old Monty.... last seen in his battered old Ford Fiesta heading for Margate to jump off the white cliffs

Monty would claim it was Monaco...