'kin ell, the hot Aussie chick who gor deaded in London bridge had tickets to the

[Burney]

It's remarkable that you can throw a Frog in the Thames on Saturday and only find him the following Wednesday. Who'd have thought the Thames had so many nooks and crannies?

Tidal, innit. Loads of currents and shiz. I seem to remember old Chuck D dealt with this in Our Mutual Friend. There are sort of standard places where they tend to wash up depending where they go in.

Given that two of the most recent terrorist victims have died in the Thames, one is tempted to wonder whether anyone thought Enoch Powell's predictions would come quite so literally true?

[Sir C]

Tidal, innit. Loads of currents and shiz. I seem to remember old Chuck D dealt with this in Our Mutual Friend. There are sort of standard places where they tend to wash up depending where they go in.

Given that two of the most recent terrorist victims have died in the Thames, one is tempted to wonder whether anyone thought Enoch Powell's predictions would come quite so literally true?

Yes, I thought ofg Our Mutual Friend but thought that the river might have been a little, well, urbanised over the last 150 years.

I've got a cheeky week in Cornwall next week. I'm going to read some Hardy. The glw, bless her, is dedicating the week to reading poetry

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Yes, I thought ofg Our Mutual Friend but thought that the river might have been a little, well, urbanised over the last 150 years.

I've got a cheeky week in Cornwall next week. I'm going to read some Hardy. The glw, bless her, is dedicating the week to reading poetry

Has she written a poem about your allegedly impressive todger ?
I would like to hear it but I do not want to see it

[Sir C]

Has she written a poem about your allegedly impressive todger ?
I would like to hear it but I do not want to see it

You cannot hear my todger, v. It has been sleeping for the better part of a quarter of a century and very rarely stirs at all.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

You cannot hear my todger, v. It has been sleeping for the better part of a quarter of a century and very rarely stirs at all.

Mine only rages and elongates with fervour when I am asleep and busting for a piss

[Sir C]

Mine only rages and elongates with fervour when I am asleep and busting for a piss

I shall keep that image close to my heart, v. Thank you for sharing.

[Burney]

Yes, I thought ofg Our Mutual Friend but thought that the river might have been a little, well, urbanised over the last 150 years.

I've got a cheeky week in Cornwall next week. I'm going to read some Hardy. The glw, bless her, is dedicating the week to reading poetry

Poetry? Who reads poetry in this day and age?

Mind you, Hardy's hardly a bag of lols. Although Jude got so relentlessly depressing that it went through the other side and became funny.

[Sir C]

Poetry? Who reads poetry in this day and age?

Mind you, Hardy's hardly a bag of lols. Although Jude got so relentlessly depressing that it went through the other side and became funny.

Mental, ain't she?

I read Casterbridge the last time we were away and it was pleasingly rural. I'm thinking of, wassername, the farming bird. With the shepherd geezer.

[Burney]

Mental, ain't she?

I read Casterbridge the last time we were away and it was pleasingly rural. I'm thinking of, wassername, the farming bird. With the shepherd geezer.

Toss off the D'urbervilles?

Yes, Casterbridge is by some distance his best. A tragic tale of what happens when a chap can't hold his frumenty. Ends up selling his wife. We've all done it, though.

[Ash]

Poetry? Who reads poetry in this day and age?

Millions. Or listen, at least. Rap is basically poetry imo.