'kin ell, the hot Aussie chick who gor deaded in London bridge had tickets to the

[Pat Vegas]

Arriana Grande concert and was close to the Westminster Bridge attack too.

Imagine someone telling her parents you're more likely to die in the bath than in a terrorist attack.

Seems a bit suspicious.

[Monty92]

Seems a bit suspicious.

I can't stop looking at her face. It's quite exquisite.

[Burney]

I can't stop looking at her face. It's quite exquisite.

It's probably not anymore, to be fair.

[Monty92]

It's probably not anymore, to be fair.

*puts penís away, ruefully*

[Burney]

*puts penís away, ruefully*

It's only respectful to at least give it a week, m. She's barely cold.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

It's only respectful to at least give it a week, m. She's barely cold.

Hows about that then