Now even the Allan women have gone all stabby.

[Ash]

I was thinking the same. I get on at Bank during rush hour and you are packed in no change. then I thought I could walk to Moorgate but that's dangerous too.

I am calling for a ban on people who speed or rev up their engines in these areas. like certain motorbikes. I will also ban running and general shouting,

The more dense the crowd, the safer you should be from a bermb as all the people around the epicentre absorb the blast and shrapnel. Get a nice big, fat person between you and the bomber and you should be in with a chance. So I've been told.

[Pat Vegas]

The more dense the crowd, the safer you should be from a bermb as all the people around the epicentre absorb the blast and shrapnel. Get a nice big, fat person between you and the bomber and you should be in with a chance. So I've been told.

I was thinking of wearing my leather jacket it may be a bit more stab proof.
it's going to be a bit of a nightmare during the summer.

You know what could be a handy weapon. is a heavy duty torch. they are designed with boffing someone on head in mind,

[Viva Prat Vegas]

The more dense the crowd, the safer you should be from a bermb as all the people around the epicentre absorb the blast and shrapnel. Get a nice big, fat person between you and the bomber and you should be in with a chance. So I've been told.

The answer is to move to the countryside
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[Burney]

The more dense the crowd, the safer you should be from a bermb as all the people around the epicentre absorb the blast and shrapnel. Get a nice big, fat person between you and the bomber and you should be in with a chance. So I've been told.

Yes. I saw some girl Instagrammed pics from the Manchester bomb complaining that her white dress and fancy handbag were covered with blood and faeces (almost certainly the bomber's). You had to laugh, really.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Yes. I saw some girl Instagrammed pics from the Manchester bomb complaining that her white dress and fancy handbag were covered with blood and faeces (almost certainly the bomber's). You had to laugh, really.

Complaining ?
Some people do not know they are born

[Burney]

Complaining ?
Some people do not know they are born

To be fair, it would irritate one more than somewhat to get covered in blood and sh1t, I suppose.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

To be fair, it would irritate one more than somewhat to get covered in blood and sh1t, I suppose.

Not so bad if it is your own blood and sh1t

Someone elses ?
Disgusting

[Viva Prat Vegas]

To be fair, it would irritate one more than somewhat to get covered in blood and sh1t, I suppose.

Speaking of sh1t I just knocked my glass of water over

[Burney]

Speaking of sh1t I just knocked my glass of water over

I'm lighting a tea light and holding a vigil for you.