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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I used to feel that commuting on foot was safer than the tube. Not any more. Every van or car moving at some speed is now a suspect, and I find myself quickly looking for escape routes in case it mounts the pavement.
    Don't walk across bridges on pavements. Instead, walk along the top of the bridge edges (not sure what the real name for them is - a bridge enthusiast may be able to enlighten me).

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Don't walk across bridges on pavements. Instead, walk along the top of the bridge edges (not sure what the real name for them is - a bridge enthusiast may be able to enlighten me).
    I've got to have operations on my shoulders because of you.

    Will it hurt?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I've got to have operations on my shoulders because of you.

    Will it hurt?
    Hang on, why am I shouldering (sorry) the blame here?

    Probably.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Hang on, why am I shouldering (sorry) the blame here?

    Probably.
    You want Sir C to start swing around on bridges? what do you think he is some sort of Trapezius?

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Hang on, why am I shouldering (sorry) the blame here?

    Probably.
    Because you failed to diagnose torn rotator cuff wossnames in time for physiotherapy to mend them.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Because you failed to diagnose torn rotator cuff wossnames in time for physiotherapy to mend them.
    But Sir C that sounds so American. Next you'll be telling me you have mono

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    But Sir C that sounds so American. Next you'll be telling me you have mono
    I'm sure Sir C is mortified that he's been walking around with torn cuffs. His tailor would never speak to him again if he knew.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'm sure Sir C is mortified that he's been walking around with torn cuffs. His tailor would never speak to him again if he knew.
    Nobody liked my Trapezius pun either.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Because you failed to diagnose torn rotator cuff wossnames in time for physiotherapy to mend them.
    In fairness, Rich and I diagnosed dem fings on the first day you mentioned them. It's not our fault you failed to present early enough with your symptoms.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    In fairness, Rich and I diagnosed dem fings on the first day you mentioned them. It's not our fault you failed to present early enough with your symptoms.
    In other words, "I told you so?"

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