1 hour until off to the airport to escape this crap weather

[World's End Stella]

You might as well have just written there "My name is WES, I am a thick, ignorant **** with no imagination" tbf

I'm glad you enjoy your holidays in the UAE - they sound incredibly tedious but that seems to suit you.

Thanks for letting me know that all the happy, helpful Greeks I encountered were in fact miserable and unhelpful. And as I said, the food was lovely. But you know best obviously. Stupid ****

Yes, I enjoy spending time with my family in a wonderful resort with wonderful weather. Playing with my children in the ocean is a particular source of fun but just generally having the family together in a completely relaxed atmosphere is something we have always enjoyed.

I guess it's tedious and that suits all of us and you know best obviously. Stupid c*nt.

BTW, I don't actually hate all Greek food and not all Greeks are miserable, but there was a time when you could make glib overstatements on AWIMB and people wouldn't take them seriously. I guess being sober in Germany must be hard on you.

[Sir C]

Yes, I enjoy spending time with my family in a wonderful resort with wonderful weather. Playing with my children in the ocean is a particular source of fun but just generally having the family together in a completely relaxed atmosphere is something we have always enjoyed.

I guess it's tedious and that suits all of us and you know best obviously. Stupid c*nt.

BTW, I don't actually hate all Greek food and not all Greeks are miserable, but there was a time when you could make glib overstatements on AWIMB and people wouldn't take them seriously. I guess being sober in Germany must be hard on you.

Could you please stop saying 'resort'. Just the thought of it makes me depressed.

[Burney]

Could you please stop saying 'resort'. Just the thought of it makes me depressed.

You used to feel the same about self-catering, so you may change your mind.

I think the very worst thing on earth must be a cruise, though. When I was in Amsterdam, there was a cruise ship moored up outside our hotel and all the ancient, nearly-dead American tourists were milling around the place shouting and asking staff where the 'restrooms' were. I thought about being trapped on a boat at sea with such people for days on end and nearly collapsed.

[Sir C]

You used to feel the same about self-catering, so you may change your mind.

I think the very worst thing on earth must be a cruise, though. When I was in Amsterdam, there was a cruise ship moored up outside our hotel and all the ancient, nearly-dead American tourists were milling around the place shouting and asking staff where the 'restrooms' were. I thought about being trapped on a boat at sea with such people for days on end and nearly collapsed.

Self-catering? Is this some sort of sick personal attack?

I 'take a cottage'. I most certainly do NOT 'self-cater'.

[Burney]

Self-catering? Is this some sort of sick personal attack?

I 'take a cottage'. I most certainly do NOT 'self-cater'.

Embrace it, my friend.

[redgunamo]

Self-catering? Is this some sort of sick personal attack?

I 'take a cottage'. I most certainly do NOT 'self-cater'.

Good for you. That sort of thing makes you go blind, so I gather.

[World's End Stella]

You used to feel the same about self-catering, so you may change your mind.

I think the very worst thing on earth must be a cruise, though. When I was in Amsterdam, there was a cruise ship moored up outside our hotel and all the ancient, nearly-dead American tourists were milling around the place shouting and asking staff where the 'restrooms' were. I thought about being trapped on a boat at sea with such people for days on end and nearly collapsed.

Oh yes. Did one once as the family in Canada insisted upon for a sort of family reunion for Dad's 80th thing.

To call it hell would be an understatement.

[World's End Stella]

Could you please stop saying 'resort'. Just the thought of it makes me depressed.

You'd love them if you had children, Charles.

[Luis Anaconda]

Yes, I enjoy spending time with my family in a wonderful resort with wonderful weather. Playing with my children in the ocean is a particular source of fun but just generally having the family together in a completely relaxed atmosphere is something we have always enjoyed.

I guess it's tedious and that suits all of us and you know best obviously. Stupid c*nt.

BTW, I don't actually hate all Greek food and not all Greeks are miserable, but there was a time when you could make glib overstatements on AWIMB and people wouldn't take them seriously. I guess being sober in Germany must be hard on you.

What makes you think I am sober