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    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    I'm pretty sure you could come up with a scientific basis for outlawing slavery and sending 6 year olds down the mines. Or at least I wouldn't write off the possibility.
    Here's a scientific fact: Small children were useful down mines because they fitted better and required less food to reproduce their labour. See also: chimneys.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Here's a scientific fact: Small children were useful down mines because they fitted better and required less food to reproduce their labour. See also: chimneys.
    Sort of like whippets? Cheaper to keep and feed and more manageable than greyhounds?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Sort of like whippets? Cheaper to keep and feed and more manageable than greyhounds?
    Possibly. In some coal mines the kids' job was to open and close doors to manage the ventilation. Can whippets be trained to do that? Not sure how well they could handle a chimbley brush though. Opposable thumbs are scientifically superior.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Possibly. In some coal mines the kids' job was to open and close doors to manage the ventilation. Can whippets be trained to do that? Not sure how well they could handle a chimbley brush though. Opposable thumbs are scientifically superior.
    They also used to send them under the looms to pick out the bits of cotton that might clog them up. If they were slow or fell over, they would obviously be horribly mangled, which was unfortunate, but people need cloth at the end of the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They also used to send them under the looms to pick out the bits of cotton that might clog them up. If they were slow or fell over, they would obviously be horribly mangled, which was unfortunate, but people need cloth at the end of the day.
    Right. You can't make a shirt without breaking a few children's fingers.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Right. You can't make a shirt without breaking a few children's fingers.
    And people had loads of kids back then, of course. Now we know why, I suppose.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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