Putting to one side the fact that it's the most absurd and unmanly garment,

[redgunamo]

this male playsuit effort also seems wildly impractical. How does one urinate? By stripping to waist? And naked for defecation, presumably?

And surely it will ride up, leading to male camel toe and playing havoc with one's genital and perineal areas?

No. Not for me, Clive.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3575...king-the-mick/

Too late for the world to be worrying about absurdity and manliness by this time, I reckon.

Actually, my underwear often follows that broad and general scheme. Not today though.

[Burney]

Too late for the world to be worrying about absurdity and manliness by this time, I reckon.

Actually, my underwear often follows that broad and general scheme. Not today though.

But presumably your underwear is elasticated? And no-one has to see you in it but your long-suffering spouse?

[redgunamo]

But presumably your underwear is elasticated? And no-one has to see you in it but your long-suffering spouse?

Yes. And "long-suffering" is right