I hope no-one was planning on needing the NHS today

[Pat Vegas]

I called the NHS to make an appointment today, because my wobbles aren't improving. I was offered an appointment on 25th May.

I've found a private doctor who will see me on Sunday.

Note how it works: I pay the government for my healthcare, they give the job to the NHS, the NHS fails to deliver, so I pay for my healthcare.

This country has become a load of ****. Fúck your (not 'your') NHS.

But what about the nurses?

from what I understand this is very important before any election.

They don't even have nice outfits.

[Sir C]

But what about the nurses?

from what I understand this is very important before any election.

They don't even have nice outfits.

I was at a private hospital yesterday and the nurses weren't wearing Benny Hill Show nurses uniforms. It's digusting, you pay all that money and there's not a pair of fishnets in sight.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

But what about the nurses?

from what I understand this is very important before any election.

They don't even have nice outfits.

I think they are now unisex



I was once given a supposetory by a male nurse
He was gay

[Sir C]

I think they are now unisex

:frown:

I was once given a supposetory by a male nurse
He was gay
frown:

Did he keep his hands on your shoulders when he administered it?

[Burney]

Did he keep his hands on your shoulders when he administered it?

I'd say it was suspiciously warm as well.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Did he keep his hands on your shoulders when he administered it?

My eyes were closed because I could not believe it was happening
He took longer than expected and afterwards he went off duty

[Burney]

My eyes were closed because I could not believe it was happening
He took longer than expected and afterwards he went off duty

...to wash his cock

[Sir C]

My eyes were closed because I could not believe it was happening
He took longer than expected and afterwards he went off duty

Didn't even leave you his number? What a bitch.

[Burney]

I think they are now unisex

:frown:

I was once given a supposetory by a male nurse
He was gay
frown:

I was shaved downstairs by a gay nurse man in Dublin.

[SWv2]

I was shaved downstairs by a gay nurse man in Dublin.

Which pub was this?