I hope no-one was planning on needing the NHS today

[SWv2]

I was going to make a similar joke myself, but thought I'd be charitable and leave the tap-in for someone else.

It was in St Vincent's prior to them unnecessarily cutting my perfectly healthy appendix.

The doctor said: "Turns out it was only gastro-enteritis, but since we had you open anyway, so we thought we might as well take it out."

The obvious question (to me) is why you were having medical procedures carried out here?

I had that camera down the throat thing done in Vincents. Now there was a doctor who can count himself lucky to have not been chinned.

[Burney]

The obvious question (to me) is why you were having medical procedures carried out here?

I had that camera down the throat thing done in Vincents. Now there was a doctor who can count himself lucky to have not been chinned.

I was on holiday and fell poorly (i.e. started shïtting myself inside out). Some gobshïte doctor poked both sides of my abdomen, both hurt, so he packed me off to St Vs

[Sir C]

I was on holiday and fell poorly (i.e. started shïtting myself inside out). Some gobshïte doctor poked both sides of my abdomen, both hurt, so he packed me off to St Vs

Wouldn't it have been safer to get you medevaced back to civilisation? Some fúcking Paddy with bone through his nose in a mud hut peering into the chicken's entrails is not the way forward when you need medical care.

[Burney]

Wouldn't it have been safer to get you medevaced back to civilisation? Some fúcking Paddy with bone through his nose in a mud hut peering into the chicken's entrails is not the way forward when you need medical care.

Oh, it got very awkward as my uncle and namesake got involved, summoned forth his family physician at great expense to see to me. This sage being the self-same gobshíte who couldn't diagnose a broken fùcking leg. I'd have been better off with the witch doctor.

[SWv2]

Wouldn't it have been safer to get you medevaced back to civilisation? Some fúcking Paddy with bone through his nose in a mud hut peering into the chicken's entrails is not the way forward when you need medical care.

I expect he received the finest medical care known to man.

That is how we roll in Ireland. We love all god's children.