I tired to fix the dishwasher!

[Burney]

Actually it appears that the lower spray bar is fouling on the salt dispensor and not spinning properly. The easy solution seemed to be to remove the bar and bend the ends up a bit.

You broke the lower spray bar, didn't you?

[Sir C]

You broke the lower spray bar, didn't you?

With regret, I must confirm your theory

[Burney]

With regret, I must confirm your theory

To be fair, you have the hands of a navvy. We should have expected nothing else.

[Sir C]

To be fair, you have the hands of a navvy. We should have expected nothing else.

Eh? I have girlie little hands and the wrists of a ballerina. It's a constant source of regret to me.

[Pat Vegas]

Eh? I have girlie little hands and the wrists of a ballerina. It's a constant source of regret to me.

the tossers who installed my new washing machine used the old pipe which I found the washer on the floor.

I found a leak when I got back from Italy.

so i had to pull out the machine and fix it. a washing machine is not a fun thing to move around makes you look like a wimp

[Burney]

Eh? I have girlie little hands and the wrists of a ballerina. It's a constant source of regret to me.

Do you? Maybe I'm thinking of your glw's hands.

[Sir C]

Do you? Maybe I'm thinking of your glw's hands.

Excuse me! My wife's hands are no larger than those of any other 'woman'. She's got a massive Adam's apple and scrotum, mind.