I tired to fix the dishwasher!

[Sir C]

To be fair, you have the hands of a navvy. We should have expected nothing else.

Eh? I have girlie little hands and the wrists of a ballerina. It's a constant source of regret to me.

[Pat Vegas]

Eh? I have girlie little hands and the wrists of a ballerina. It's a constant source of regret to me.

the tossers who installed my new washing machine used the old pipe which I found the washer on the floor.

I found a leak when I got back from Italy.

so i had to pull out the machine and fix it. a washing machine is not a fun thing to move around makes you look like a wimp

[Burney]

Eh? I have girlie little hands and the wrists of a ballerina. It's a constant source of regret to me.

Do you? Maybe I'm thinking of your glw's hands.

[Sir C]

Do you? Maybe I'm thinking of your glw's hands.

Excuse me! My wife's hands are no larger than those of any other 'woman'. She's got a massive Adam's apple and scrotum, mind.