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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Um, weren't you just up north celebrating her birthday in LRk amongst other places?

    I would have thought at V's age once was enough.
    This is the third of four events

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    This is the third of four events
    At the risk of being indelicate, whose family is the common one, yours or V's?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    At the risk of being indelicate, whose family is the common one, yours or V's?
    Neither of our families is common you jumped up little foreign shít.

    That's untrue. My family has Irish ancestry so we're low enough to crawl under a rock wearing a top hat. v's family is extremely posh but has not a single vessel into which to micturate.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Neither of our families is common you jumped up little foreign shít.

    That's untrue. My family has Irish ancestry so we're low enough to crawl under a rock wearing a top hat. v's family is extremely posh but has not a single vessel into which to micturate.
    I am in no way being judgmental, Charles. Mrs WES is from Essex and I am extracted from educated, middle class colonials so I have no pretence in this regard.

    Of course, I assumed V was the posh one.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The '**** you' option? Well, if you say so. I confess, it doesn't really sound much like me.
    No, sorry, I meant you're going to order what you want and then pay for the lot.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    No, sorry, I meant you're going to order what you want and then pay for the lot.
    I must try to be strong. I'll never get to retire to my northern mansion if I give the fúcking stuff away.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I must try to be strong. I'll never get to retire to my northern mansion if I give the fúcking stuff away.
    But imagine how you'll feel? At your wife's lunch, a bottle or so of something to the good, picking over the bill with your glasses perched on the end of your nose like some sort of bean-counting cùnt?

    Really? You might as well then drive to Beachy Head and do the decent thing imo.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    But imagine how you'll feel? At your wife's lunch, a bottle or so of something to the good, picking over the bill with your glasses perched on the end of your nose like some sort of bean-counting cùnt?

    Really? You might as well then drive to Beachy Head and do the decent thing imo.
    Oh fúck me!

    And fúck you for pointing it out.

  9. #9
    A quick "Here's £x as I have ordered the most expensive food" or "let me get a round of drinks as I...." etc

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Norn Iron View Post
    A quick "Here's £x as I have ordered the most expensive food" or "let me get a round of drinks as I...." etc
    I like that norn, ty.

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