Why do the Allans hate france so much?

[Pat Vegas]

I just ordered a Charvel So Cal. A Japanese one from a few years back. Never owned a guitar with a whammy before.

On the other issue, France is an easy target, far too tolerant on the Allans and there's loads of the mother****ers there doing what the **** they want. I think that will have changed by June however.

Welcome to the annoying world of a Floyd Rose trem. I have one on my Kramer it's bloody nightmare. Once it's good it's stays in tune for ages. Though the first time I used it. it took a whole weekend to sort it out. I was looking at Charvels recently too they look great. though my Kramer 84 does the trick for that stuff I am crap dive bombs and stuff anyway

I got my new les paul junior a few weeks ago. I love it.


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[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

I just ordered a new Stratocaster

Your collection has a glaring and quite unacceptable omission. Where is your 355? Every axeman must have his Lucille!

[Pat Vegas]

Your collection has a glaring and quite unacceptable omission. Where is your 355? Every axeman must have his Lucille!

You are dead right Mr Chapman.

Haven't decided what colour I would like. Perhaps a read ES 335 like Clapton had in Cream.

And I want a vintage acoustic guitar but I am not very good acoustically.
hard to hide my weaknesses on an acoustic.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

You are dead right Mr Chapman.

Haven't decided what colour I would like. Perhaps a read ES 335 like Clapton had in Cream.

And I want a vintage acoustic guitar but I am not very good acoustically.
hard to hide my weaknesses on an acoustic.

If I had a couple of K's to spare i'd have a blond one. Used to see this fella a lot in the couple of years leading up to his untimely and somewhat grisly end. He was a monster guitarist and always played a blond 355. He also favoured your Les Paul Junior in his rock star days.

Check this out Fash. Wait til he about half way through "30 Days in the Hole", about 3.30, when he manages to inject "Mr Pitiful" into the song and goes on a rythym chopping spree that will have you weeping at your own ability

[redgunamo]

Because they're garlic stenching surrender monkies. Oh no, that's why we hate them. Pass!

Right. France seems to be fine, except for the ongoing presence of the French. Nobody seems to like 'em.

[eastgermanautos]

Right. France seems to be fine, except for the ongoing presence of the French. Nobody seems to like 'em.

It's always that feeling that one should be grateful which causes one to want to bite back. Bite the hand that feeds 'em! The French generously permitted the "Allans" to grow amongst them, and all they got was a lousy t-shirt!

[Sir C]

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monty posted a link to the ISIS magazine a while ago that was quite interesting. There was a lengthy editorial answering this question (more generally than France, specifically). It said that they hate us and will continue to fight us not because of the Iraq war, or Palestine, or any other political reason, but because we aren't Muslim and Mohammed told them to kill us or enslave us unless we convert. They were, like, yah boo sucks, don't bother trying to be nice or make a political settlement, we're going to kill you anyway. Which seemed fair.

France suffers particularly just because they've got loads of them, I think.

[Burney]

monty posted a link to the ISIS magazine a while ago that was quite interesting. There was a lengthy editorial answering this question (more generally than France, specifically). It said that they hate us and will continue to fight us not because of the Iraq war, or Palestine, or any other political reason, but because we aren't Muslim and Mohammed told them to kill us or enslave us unless we convert. They were, like, yah boo sucks, don't bother trying to be nice or make a political settlement, we're going to kill you anyway. Which seemed fair.

France suffers particularly just because they've got loads of them, I think.

There are other factors such as the legacy of Algeria and the French tendency to demand conformity to French identity and norms (which tends to lead to flashpoints with Allans), but yes, it's mostly because there's shedloads of them, they're ghettoised and they have open borders over which weapons and people can easily travel.

[redgunamo]

monty posted a link to the ISIS magazine a while ago that was quite interesting. There was a lengthy editorial answering this question (more generally than France, specifically). It said that they hate us and will continue to fight us not because of the Iraq war, or Palestine, or any other political reason, but because we aren't Muslim and Mohammed told them to kill us or enslave us unless we convert. They were, like, yah boo sucks, don't bother trying to be nice or make a political settlement, we're going to kill you anyway. Which seemed fair.

France suffers particularly just because they've got loads of them, I think.

Yes, ''We are not fighting so that you will offer us something; we are fighting to eliminate you.'' As our old friend Hussein Massawi put it.

As you say, fair enough, as an opening gambit. I'm sure I've made similar recommendations to Amex and Mastercard, for example, regarding their criminally lunatic ideas about allowing wives with teenaged daughters to operate credit card facilities in their own names.

Perfectly sensible and prudent, under the circumstances.