Phwoar, Charles! No matter how sick you are, this will turn your crank

[Sir C]

Wasn't that way when I ate there. Quite the finest bread I have ever eaten instead of an amuse bouche. Snails to start, beetroot salad then guinea fowl with truffle as I recall. And dessert was the best bit.

Exceptional.

I assume there is a wine pairing? Quite how I'm supposed to drive home halfway up ****ing wry nose pass, three parts pissed and recovering from a stroke, I've no idea. The whole thing sounds like a disaster.

[Burney]

I assume there is a wine pairing? Quite how I'm supposed to drive home halfway up ****ing wry nose pass, three parts pissed and recovering from a stroke, I've no idea. The whole thing sounds like a disaster.

I knew a chap who got Bell's Palsy and ended up with a droopy face. Bad business.

[Sir C]

I knew a chap who got Bell's Palsy and ended up with a droopy face. Bad business.

I'm going to look like harry ****ing redknapp.

[Burney]

I'm going to look like harry ****ing redknapp.

Errr...'going to'? Right...umm, yes.