Leicester are going to beat Atletico, aren't they?

[Sir C]

I couldn't muster the strength to be po-faced about Leicester's fans' behaviour yesterday. I may even have smirked briefly.

Does no harm occasionally to remind the Spaniard that he is, at heart and for all his posturing, an effete ponce.

Of course the bien pensants immediately contrasted their behaviour with that of Dortmund and Monaco fans, neither of whose countries, of course, had recently threatened the others' sovereign territory.