Have you suffered a blow to the head? Tonight is the start of a bank holiday weekend; I shall indulge until I fall.
The alrm clock will drag me rudely into an inferno of pounding head and sweating tomorrow, then an hour's work on the barbecue and a 5 mile run will put all to rights.
Still, it's preferable to the old days, when you'd have been on it until 4am and had to start smoking your pork shoulder while twitching.
Still, it's preferable to the old days, when you'd have been on it until 4am and had to start smoking your pork shoulder while twitching.
True enough. In related news, I felt a movement of air through my left nostril this morning for the first time in about 15 years. Imagine having two working nostrils! What a moment that would be.
True enough. In related news, I felt a movement of air through my left nostril this morning for the first time in about 15 years. Imagine having two working nostrils! What a moment that would be.
Oh, dear. I'm a bit worried that suddenly being able to smell again may come as a terrible shock to you.
You could be like Gulliver at the end of the book, where he's so disgusted by humanity having seen it in close up that he shuts himself away.