How was your weekend?

[Luis Anaconda]

I've got it recorded, but tonight, of course, it's the University Challenge final! #monkmanismentallyill

I think there is something on at the palace tonight worth watching. Might be wrong

[Sir C]

I think there is something on at the palace tonight worth watching. Might be wrong

If you think I'm missing the University Challenge final in order to watch us concede three from set pieces, you're losing all sense of reality, la.

[Burney]

Oh dear - hope you found time to catch Decline and Fall

I did, of course. I really had forgotten how funny it was.

[Sir C]

Two barbecues, lots of work on the garden and I won £40 on the National.

On the downside, the missus was ill all weekend, so I've basically had to do all the cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, etc.

Nothing too unpleasant, I hope? (The illenss.)

[Burney]

Nothing too unpleasant, I hope? (The illenss.)

Quite unpleasant. A discreet veil is best drawn across the details.

[Sir C]

Quite unpleasant. A discreet veil is best drawn across the details.

I'm sorry to hear that. Please pass salaams and wishes for a swift recovery.

[Burney]

I'm sorry to hear that. Please pass salaams and wishes for a swift recovery.

I shall of course. Do you think poor Monkman has ever known the touch of a woman?

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I am £750 lighter from a new washing machine and a new fan.

I cleared out and demolished the garden shed. It is truly amazing the amount of crap that gets accumulated over a period of years. I have ordered a skip to dispose of it all and am now wondering what to do with the space that is left at the bottom of the garden...

[Sir C]

I cleared out and demolished the garden shed. It is truly amazing the amount of crap that gets accumulated over a period of years. I have ordered a skip to dispose of it all and am now wondering what to do with the space that is left at the bottom of the garden...

I'd advise having a shed. A handy receptacle for all sorts of crápolata.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I'd advise having a shed. A handy receptacle for all sorts of crápolata.

hadn't thunk of dat