Did you know that the Geordie chap, Michael, went on to voice Alexander Orlov of comparethemarket fame?
Yes, 'Simples' is Michael 'a coop a' beans.'
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'